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Tweets for Saturday 4 September, 247th day of the year, 118 days left for 2010

JOKE If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

POEM Oh sorry tom-cat / Bigger blacker knights of love / Have knocked you out! / (Haiku by Shiko)

FORTUNE COOKIE Open up your heart - it can always be closed again

WORD haver (verb) 1: To vacillate.; be unsure 2: To talk nonsense

FACT It is estimated that in 2009 the internet population was over 1.5 billion people

QUOTE The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. (H. L. Mencken)

TODAY Google is founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin(1998)

BORN Dawn Fraser swimmer(1937)

DIED Georges Simenon author(1989)

Tweets for Friday 3 September, 246th day of the year, 119 days left for 2010

JOKE Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

POEM Even such is Time, that takes in trust / Our youth, our joys, our all we have, / And pays us but with earth and dust; (Walter Raleigh)

FORTUNE COOKIE Don't ask, don't say, everything lies in silence

WORD assoil (verb) 1: To absolve; pardon 2. To atone for

FACT The Mariana Trench is the deepest location on the surface of the Earth's crust. It's maximum depth is about 6.78 miles (10,911 meters)

QUOTE Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it. (W. Somerset Maugham)

TODAY Sir Malcolm Campbell 1st to drive automobile over 300 mph

BORN Alan Ladd actor(1913)

DIED Oliver Cromwell political leader(1658)